Womble Porn

Isn't it strange that you promise you are going to get some work done in the evening, and then spend hours on sites that have no relation whatsoever to work you need to do, and include the top search site for the term 'womble porn'?

I have been thinking about this search term over the last half hour or so and decided that it could only occur on a site which also mentions Dave Gorman. However, Jeremy Clarkson recently used the term 'motorway wombles' to describe the police who drive up and down and whose job appears to be to close the motorway or slow traffic down. I am still pondering on the purpose of motorway wombles and why we pay them.

As an owner of a handmade Wellington Womble, I am wondering whether there is any mileage in a series of porn wombles, or even virtual porn wombles as a method of generating income? After all, porn sites make money. They make the most money on the Net and maybe we could start a trend for hard to find porn wombles on Ebay?

This site with womble porn mentioned on it, is the site of a guy who used to work for the BBC (nice to see they don't just employ staid newsreaders with our money), who raised the money for his iPod by asking 500 people to donate 50p each, and who at one point held the Guinness World record for getting around all 275 tube stations in the fastest time. Geofftech for anyone else who is trying to avoid work, and needs to see why anyone would even consider putting the term 'womble porn' on their site/blog.

A marginally pointless post, but I am trying an experiment. How much effort do I need to put in to get the No 1 listing on Google for 'womble porn'. I'm hoping that it won't take much effort as an SEO expert, but I do know that starting a new blog is not all that is required. I will try and list my efforts over the next few days and see how fast I can move this blog up the rankings.